1 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,840 I still dream about that night sometimes. 2 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,880 I still dream about them. 3 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,040 Because they were there. 4 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:37,760 We did everything together back then. 5 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:39,880 The four of us. 6 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:42,280 Separate 7 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,680 but inseparable. 8 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:53,400 I suppose it's a bit of a shock. 9 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:54,960 {\an8}I mean, you get a message like that, 10 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:58,000 {\an8}and it really makes you think about, well, life, I suppose. 11 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,880 {\an8}The choices you've made, the things you've done. Or not done. 12 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,400 {\an8}Now, don't get me wrong. Looking after Mummy's a privilege. 13 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:04,520 {\an8}I'm lucky I can focus on it 14 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,880 {\an8}without any other distractions for want of a better word. 15 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,040 {\an8}And it's very rewarding in its own way. I mean, I know I won't regret it. 16 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:11,640 {\an8}Nobody lies on their deathbed thinking, 17 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:13,800 {\an8}"I wish I'd spent less time with me mother," do they? 18 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:15,280 {\an8}Okay. There's probably exceptions. 19 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:17,040 {\an8}Like if your mother was Rose West, 20 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,280 {\an8}you'd probably want to keep a bit of distance there. 21 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:20,840 {\an8}I'd say it'd be advisable if anything. 22 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:23,600 {\an8}But my mother, well, she's great. She's nothing like Rose West. 23 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:27,160 {\an8}She does have sort of similar glasses, but that's as far as it goes, really. 24 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:28,600 {\an8}I suppose what I'm trying to say is 25 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:30,920 {\an8}even though I feel no bitterness or resentment or anything, 26 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,160 {\an8}you only get to do this once. 27 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,160 {\an8}And this path that I sort of find myself on, 28 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,120 {\an8}which is, as I say, not without its blessings, 29 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,600 {\an8}is the reason why certain things aren't going to happen for me. 30 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,240 {\an8}I should be allowed to acknowledge that. 31 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:43,240 {\an8}We should be able to mourn the life we couldn't have without feeling guilty. 32 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,280 Right. 33 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:48,120 So is it just the wee flat white, then, or... 34 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,200 I wonder if the others know. 35 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:52,600 - Mummy! Mummy! - Shush, Ryan. 36 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:54,160 So that's a shellac manicure? 37 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:57,080 - Yeah. Can I book that with the makeup? - Stop it. 38 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,480 - Wee wedding, is it? - Jack's staring at me, Mummy. 39 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:01,400 Sorry, one second. Stop staring at him! 40 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:03,560 - But he's doing breathing! - Stop breathing! 41 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:05,520 - Hello? - Um, sorry. What were you saying? 42 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:08,160 'Cause it's a wedding, you might want a more natural daytime look. 43 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:09,680 - No, no, no, no. - Mummy! 44 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:12,440 I basically want you to erase my current features 45 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:13,520 and draw on new features. 46 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,920 Different features, better features. You get what I mean? 47 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,880 - I want, like, a totally different face. - Stop it! 48 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,160 I am sorry, love. I'm going to have to call you back. 49 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,400 - No worries. - Stop! 50 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:23,920 - Okay, cheers. Bye. Buh-bye. - Stop it! 51 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,480 - What the hell is going on back there?! - He was staring. 52 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,240 - I wasn't staring at him. - He wasn't even blinking! 53 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:31,000 - Shut up. - Ryan grabbed my tablet! 54 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,600 - It's not yours! - It is mine! 55 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,960 Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 56 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:42,600 Will you please just shut up! 57 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:55,320 Mammy? 58 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,440 What? 59 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:58,520 Your phone's ringing. 60 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:09,560 So, Saoirse, thank you so much for this. 61 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:12,000 We wanted to get you two together rather than-- 62 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:13,520 Oh shit. Sorry. 63 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,240 I'm so sorry. 64 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:20,440 Marnie didn't want things to, you know, get lost in translation. 65 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,120 So the fact is-- 66 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,600 - You hate the scripts. - No! 67 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,320 Oh, God, no. No, of course not. It's just a focus thing. 68 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:29,560 - A focus thing? - I love playing Emma. 69 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:32,320 You know, she's a huge part of my life. 70 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:33,320 Yeah, mine too. 71 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:36,240 But isn't it time that we push the boundaries of the show? 72 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:40,120 Isn't it time we did something truly groundbreaking? 73 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,240 Right. Like... 74 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:44,200 What if, this series, 75 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:46,320 there's no murder? 76 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:47,960 - No murder? - No murder? 77 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,040 No murder. 78 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:50,640 No murder. 79 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,680 - Ah... - Okay, I just, um... 80 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:56,080 I mean, just so we're on the same page here, 81 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:57,640 the show is called Murder Code. 82 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:59,560 - Mm-hmm. - It's a detective show. 83 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,000 Emma is a homicide detective. 84 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:03,280 - Well, that's not all she is. - It's the main bit. 85 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:07,600 What if we shine a light on the personal cost of Emma's career? 86 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:11,240 You know, what it's done to her family, her relationships, her sex life. 87 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:12,560 Her sex life? 88 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,960 I want to see Emma have an orgasm. 89 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:18,240 - Tea. - I'm gonna need a beer as well. 90 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,800 - Okay. - I mean, it's good, isn't it? 91 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,040 - Is it? - Yes, it is, Harry. 92 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:24,240 So she stops solving murders, and what? Just goes about riding people? 93 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:26,760 - It's feminist. - It's a journey of self-discovery. 94 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:30,000 It's mad. It's a detective show. That's why people watch it. 95 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,000 Saoirse, no one knows better than you 96 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:35,360 how entwined this show and this character have become. 97 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:36,920 They are one and the same. 98 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:42,360 So in order to move forward, you're going to have to listen. Okay? 99 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,080 Yeah. 100 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,280 Emma is the show. 101 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:52,680 I wouldn't even wanna write the show without Emma. 102 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:54,080 Oh, thank you. There we go. 103 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:55,960 So maybe I won't. 104 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,360 - What? - What? 105 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:00,280 - Maybe I won't write the show. - Oh, don't be so fucking childish. 106 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,400 Putting a gun to someone's head is only a threat 107 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,760 if you're sure they don't want you to pull the trigger. 108 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:08,520 Harry, that is no way for a client to behave. 109 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,560 Why are all actors completely insane? 110 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:13,160 Writers aren't exactly a doddle either, let me tell you. 111 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:16,840 Ah! Piss off, Robyn! I am so annoyed. 112 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,520 I can tell. You didn't even wait for food. That's unprecedented. 113 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,800 No. She's done me a favor. The show's run its course. 114 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:23,360 - The show's huge. - Why? 115 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:26,400 What even is it? It's just, "Look. Someone's got themselves murdered again." 116 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:29,600 Is that... is that what I do? Is that what I contribute to society? 117 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,880 You entertain a lot of people, Saoirse. 118 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:36,160 So do fuckin' clowns, Harry. 119 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,880 You know, when I started, it was theater. 120 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:43,080 I wanted to write plays. What happened? 121 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,960 You realized you'd need to buy stuff. 122 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:48,480 One second. My friend is... 123 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:50,920 ...dead. 124 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:54,600 My friend is dead. 125 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,600 Dear Saoirse, Dara, and Robyn. 126 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:54,320 My name is Gaye Hearten, 127 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:57,120 and I'm afraid I have some terribly sad news. 128 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:01,600 My wonderful sister-in-law Greta passed away yesterday. 129 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:05,120 I know how close you once were. 130 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,000 She often spoke of you fondly. 131 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:09,720 If you wanted to come and pay your respects, 132 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,080 it would really mean the world to us. 133 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,720 She'll be waked from her home, 134 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:16,640 Elm Manor, Knockdara Village, 135 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:17,880 County Donegal. 136 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:21,440 Separate but inseparable, just like us. 137 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,000 We're all finding it so difficult. 138 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:27,560 You wanna just forget it happened. 139 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:30,160 We can't continue like this. We can't. 140 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,320 - Dara! That's you, Dara! - Coming! 141 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,280 Morning, Belfast... 142 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:38,280 Okay, so this is what she's supposed to take when. 143 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:40,040 You're sure you'll be okay? 144 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:44,040 I think I can babysit my own mother, Dara. Like, I'm not gonna kill her. 145 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:45,360 Sorry? 146 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:48,680 And even if I did, she's 96, so she's had a good innings. 147 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:51,000 - She's 72. - Potato, tomato. 148 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:52,520 - Potato, potahto. - What's a potahto? 149 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,280 I don't know. Jamie, this is important. Mammy's very fragile. 150 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:58,040 For feck's sake. Christ, is she not away yet? 151 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,640 - Just heading now, Mammy. - Well, on you go. 152 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,600 Out to buck. You've my head fried. 153 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:06,800 Okay, then. If there's anything you don't understand, just call me. 154 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,600 We'll be grand. Just go. 155 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,720 Enjoy yourself. 156 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:15,040 - Well, it's my friend's wake. - Happy days. 157 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:19,880 Oh, and if-- 158 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,800 We're dying now? That's it, is it? That's the latest? 159 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:25,840 Apparently. 160 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:29,680 We should not be dying. We're 34 years of age, for Chrissake. 161 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:31,720 We're 38. 162 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,280 - Did you manage to find a hotel? - Indeed, I did. 163 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,680 It has a spa and everything. 164 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:40,960 I don't think I'm in the mood for a spa. Is it even appropriate, considering? 165 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,160 Ach. Well, Excuse me for trying to make this experience 166 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:44,560 a little less horrific, Dara. 167 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,200 - I didn't-- - Think I'm not devastated? 168 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:48,040 - I didn't say that. - Because I am, Dara. 169 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:51,400 I am devastated. I've been in bits since you called me. 170 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,040 I just... 171 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,640 Have you had your highlights done? 172 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:57,560 - Yeah. - When? 173 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,680 - Uh, dunno. Recently. - Like how recently? 174 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:02,800 - Wait to we see. - Since we heard about our dead friend. 175 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:05,920 Look, Dara. You can be in bits and have your highlights done. 176 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,600 - The two things aren't mutually exclusive. - Fine. 177 00:10:08,680 --> 00:10:10,840 - Barely keeping it together here. - Okay. I'm sorry. 178 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,800 - Oh my God. Listen. - What? 179 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,680 That's her song. They're playing Greta's song. 180 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,480 - Jesus Christ. - Can't really... 181 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:21,520 Stop placin', time wastin'... 182 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:22,880 How freaky is that? 183 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,360 Do you think it's a sign? 184 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:28,320 Like she's telling us not to worry? Like that she's okay? 185 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:30,600 Yeah. 186 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,040 From the Lunner to Neptune 187 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,720 Came back with somethin' thicker Than fittin' in sasoons 188 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,920 Say like to think About cuttin' in restrooms 189 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,560 It's gettin' hot in here 190 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,920 - So hot - So take off all your clothes 191 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:45,960 I am gettin' too hot I wanna take my clothes off 192 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:48,200 - It's gettin' hot in here - So hot 193 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,680 So take off all your clothes... 194 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:53,160 - Any drinks or snacks? - No, thanks. 195 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,600 - Drinks or snacks? - No, thanks. 196 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:00,040 - Any drinks or snacks? - No, thanks. 197 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:01,840 Any drinks or snacks? 198 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000 Can I tell you a secret? 199 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,600 Jesus Christ. 200 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:11,000 Any drinks or snacks, madam? 201 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:15,680 Can I get a white wine, please? 202 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,720 - Good gracious, ass bodacious - Ugh! 203 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:27,680 Flirtatcious, tryin' to show faces 204 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:29,680 Lookin' for the right time To shoot my steam 205 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:32,360 Lookin' for the right time To flash them keys... 206 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:33,880 Why's she late for everything? 207 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,840 She's probably collapsed from exhaustion. 208 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,680 - It's not that far. - We're in a different fucking time zone. 209 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,120 I'm sorry, but that airport car park was extortionate. 210 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,240 I'd have paid. 211 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:45,200 That's not the point. It's a matter of principle, Robyn. 212 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,080 Oh, here she is. 213 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:52,400 What in under Christ is she wearing? 214 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:53,560 I'm not sure. 215 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,600 - We're dying now? - Nightmare, isn't it? 216 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:01,960 - The whole thing's just awful. - She was so young. 217 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:04,360 I was talking about your outfit. Are they pajamas? 218 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,240 - They're trousers. - They look like pajamas. 219 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,200 Well, they're not. I can't believe she's dead. 220 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:12,840 I mean, I think a part of me always hoped we'd, you know, reconnect. 221 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,360 - Yeah. - Yeah. 222 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:16,080 Look, I know I was in two minds about this, 223 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,040 but I am so glad we're doing this now. 224 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,880 Like, paying our respects properly. It's only right. 225 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:24,320 And also, I could be doing with a bit of a break myself, to be honest. 226 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,560 - Robyn. - Look... 227 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:29,760 Things between me and Patrick have been quite difficult lately. 228 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:34,320 He's become very controlling, very possessive. 229 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:38,520 Lots of mind games, gaslighting. That sort of thing. 230 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,200 Is he not, like, one? 231 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:42,960 He's one and a half, Saoirse. And he knows what he's doing. 232 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,160 People always talk about 233 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:50,360 Hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, oh 234 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,520 All the things they're all about 235 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,920 Hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, oh 236 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:59,160 {\an8}-Write it on a piece of paper - Paper 237 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:02,480 Got a feeling I'll see you later 238 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:05,600 There's something 'bout this... 239 00:13:05,680 --> 00:13:08,800 Shit! I hate these big cars. 240 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,000 It's just weird. I think it's this one. 241 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:13,800 You'd think she would've told us what happened. 242 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,280 The sister-in-law, I mean. 243 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,880 Do you have to do that here? 244 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,400 Oh, I got Nutella on it. 245 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:24,760 Like, in the email, she didn't say if Greta was... ill or anything. 246 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,440 Uh, she'll not be thinking straight. 247 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:28,720 Cash only. Thank God I brought my euro purse. 248 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,360 They didn't have sympathy cards, so I had to just grab a blank one. 249 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,880 It has a watercolor effect. 250 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,880 It'll do the job. Here. Look. Careful, that'll burn the mouth off you. 251 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,040 It's all so mad. 252 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,240 What's so mad? Did you fill her up? 253 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:42,520 Don't do that. Don't call your car "her." You know it creeps me out. 254 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:48,160 Why contact us in the first place? It's been 20 years. 255 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:51,160 Twenty years, and we never once reached out to her. Not once. 256 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:53,400 Well, she moved away. We lost contact. 257 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,120 And that suited us, didn't it? 258 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:58,080 I put a deposit down on those dresses I told you about. 259 00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,720 What? Oh, I'm not having bridesmaids. 260 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:03,160 - I don't want bridesmaids, Robyn. - You're having bridesmaids, Saoirse. 261 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:06,040 What kind of weirdo doesn't have bridesmaids? 262 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:09,320 I just want a simple, straightforward, low-key... 263 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:12,400 - Shite wedding? - Wait, is this not supposed to be my day? 264 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:13,640 - No. - No? 265 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,880 Look, let me get one thing clear, okay? 266 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:18,760 Myself and Dara here are gonna be walking down the aisle behind you 267 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:22,080 wearing matching frocks, with or without your consent. 268 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,080 What was that? 269 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:25,960 Dunno. 270 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:29,440 Did you fill the tank up? We're not low on diesel or anything? 271 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:31,880 Diesel. 272 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,720 I am so sorry, Robyn. 273 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:41,320 I thought you said petrol. I could have sworn you said petrol. 274 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:44,200 Why would I have said petrol when the thing runs on diesel? 275 00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,200 - Easy mistake to make. - How would you know? 276 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,680 - You've never had a driving lesson. - I live in London, so-- 277 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,400 - You don't live in London. - Please, no. 278 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,440 - I do live in London. - You work in Belfast. 279 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:55,000 - Your TV film is made in Belfast. - TV show. 280 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,320 You're in Belfast about eight months of the year. 281 00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:00,120 - Six, seven at a pinch. - Why can't you admit you live in Belfast? 282 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,440 Because then I'd be somebody who lives in Belfast. 283 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:05,280 Not that there's anything wrong with that. 284 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:08,760 Christ. Where is this guy? It's getting late. 285 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:09,800 What if he doesn't come? 286 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,760 What if nobody comes? What if we die out here? 287 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,160 We're not gonna die out here. 288 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,960 I hope for your sake that we don't. 289 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,320 When they discover the bodies, 290 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,680 they're gonna have to record that you're wearing pajamas. 291 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,560 - And that's fucking mortifying. - They're not paja... 292 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:25,920 Oh, thank God. 293 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,160 About time. 294 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:30,520 Hey, hey, uh-oh! 295 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,040 Uh-oh! 296 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,960 I say, hey, boy 297 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,880 - Good evening, ladies. - No, not really. 298 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,960 What's happened here, then? 299 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,680 Right. Well, what happened here is Dara. 300 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:49,840 This is Dara. 301 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:52,640 She was supposed to put diesel in the wee hole thing, 302 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,720 but she accidentally put petrol in the hole thing, 303 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,080 and the car did not enjoy that. 304 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:57,560 No. Well, it wouldn't. 305 00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:00,320 Christ, it's Jim. That's all I need. 306 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,600 Hello, love. Yeah, all good here. 307 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:05,040 - I'm gonna sit in the car. - Let's have a look, then. 308 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:10,360 Are you girls from Belfast? 309 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:13,320 - Been a long time since we were girls. - Oh, come on, now. 310 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,680 But we are from Belfast, yes. 311 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:16,760 Right. 312 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,560 - What? - It's not like you lot to waste petrol. 313 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,800 Oh, I see. A rioting joke. Very good. 314 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:29,000 Very retro-interesting, considering you're, what, 12? 315 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,960 - I'm 26. - Right. 316 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,160 Such a great accent. 317 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:37,600 - Uh, are you serious? - No one's ever said that before? 318 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:41,200 - No one's ever thought that before. - I love it. Sounds sort of dangerous. 319 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:43,560 That's a good thing? 320 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:45,800 It can be. 321 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,120 No. And look, there's a pile of stuff 322 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,560 at the foot of the stairs. 323 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,840 I haven't left it there for decoration purposes, you know? 324 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,520 It's not like a piece of modern art I'm working on. 325 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,920 It's a pile of everyone's shit that I want put away. Okay? 326 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,080 Bye. Bye, bye, bye. Love you. 327 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,040 Well? 328 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,240 You started the engine, so it's been contaminated. 329 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:06,160 - The entire fuel system needs changed. - How long will that take? 330 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:09,440 - Hard to say. - Oh God, I'm so sorry. I'll pay for it. 331 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,120 You're not paying for it, Dara. 332 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,360 - I am. - You're not. 333 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:13,880 - I am. - You're not. It's fine. 334 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,240 - It's not. - It is. 335 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:16,280 It's not. 336 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:19,360 Christ. It's fuckin' freezin'. 337 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,800 Uh... 338 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,880 - I take it you'll be needing a lift. - Yeah. 339 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:24,960 Yeah. 340 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,360 WELCOME TO KNOCKDARA 341 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:55,800 There's something sort of creepy about this place, isn't there? 342 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,280 Not when you live here. 343 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,120 Oh no. I didn't mean like bad creepy. 344 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,880 Ah. You meant the other creepy. Like the good creepy. 345 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:06,040 Atmospheric creepy. You know? Like sort of spooky, but not necessarily-- 346 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,400 - Stop talking. - Yep. 347 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,480 You might know our friend. She lives in Knockdara. 348 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,000 I actually moved here quite recently. 349 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,680 Well, she lived in Knockdara, prior to her becoming dead, 350 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,160 which she now is, unfortunately. 351 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,680 Greta Heaney. 352 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,000 Not Greta O'Neill? 353 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,720 - Uh-huh. Yeah. - Heaney was her maiden name. 354 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:23,320 We're here for her wake. 355 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,520 Her husband Owen, he's me boss. 356 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,840 God, I am so sorry. 357 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:31,960 Jesus, it was terrible. 358 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,040 What happened. 359 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,840 What... did happen? 360 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:38,240 You don't know? 361 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:41,120 Oh God, aye. Fell down the stairs, the poor thing. 362 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,240 God rest her soul. There was drink taken, I do believe. 363 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,920 Perhaps she had a problem on that front. Who knows? 364 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,520 Many's a devil does. 365 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:50,560 Ach, it's no age to die. 366 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,640 No age to die at all. 367 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:53,800 Newspaper? 368 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,400 Um, their... their house, is it walking distance? 369 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,360 It's a couple of miles outside the village. 370 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:01,840 Turn right at the end of this road. Straight on till you reach the bookies. 371 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:04,960 Take a left, a right, a left that sort of feels like a right. 372 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,600 Directly opposite you, there's a field. 373 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,040 Look for a scarecrow with one arm, dressed a bit-- 374 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:12,280 Could you maybe just call us a cab? 375 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,200 I can see how Pat's fixed. 376 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,960 But I'll make no promises. 377 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:19,080 For he's normally flat-out on a Friday night. 378 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,520 - Pat? - He'd be the taxi driver in Knockdara. 379 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:22,960 Taxi driver? Singular? 380 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,520 - That's right. - Fantastic. 381 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,520 Would you not head in the morning, girls? 382 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,200 Settle yourselves here. Have a bite to eat, a good night's sleep. 383 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,400 The car might be fixed. 384 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,520 - What do you think? - It makes sense. 385 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:36,440 - Great stuff. - I take it the spa's closed. 386 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:39,280 It is indeed. Since 2016, if I remember rightly. 387 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:42,040 - What? - Turned it into a soft play area. 388 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:43,560 A soft play area? 389 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,520 The mammies need somewhere to dump the kids while they're pampered. 390 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,320 Not if there's no spa, they don't. 391 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,640 Oh, sure. Isn't it only desperate? We didn't think it through at all. 392 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:52,920 C'mere to me. 393 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,600 If it's a bit of entertainment you're after... 394 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,480 We do a different theme every month. 395 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:02,640 The young ones come from Letterkenny and Donegal town by the busload. 396 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,080 Mad craic altogether. 397 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,160 Great. 398 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:09,280 Nothing like throwing a few shapes while reminiscing about your dead friend. 399 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,520 Good woman, yourself. 400 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:15,120 {\an8}I'm not being unromantic. We're working together, baby. 401 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,440 {\an8}They're breathing down my neck for the new drafts. 402 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,120 Seb, I think, considering what's happened... 403 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:23,000 - What do you mean? What's happened? - Did you not read my mess... 404 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,040 I, uh, didn't actually send it. 405 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:26,920 What's going on? 406 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,200 Oh, it's grand. My friend died. 407 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,960 Christ, who? Not Robyn? 408 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,360 - No. - Dara? 409 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,560 No. They're both here and very much alive. 410 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:38,280 A girl we went to school with. 411 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,200 We hadn't seen her in an age. 412 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,360 Thought we should pay our respects or whatever. 413 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:46,080 - I'm gonna be in Donegal for a few days. - Donegal? I could have come with you. 414 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:50,120 - You don't like dead bodies, Seb. - Who likes dead bodies? 415 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,080 Yeah, but the scripts, they're coming. 416 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:56,400 - And you spoke to Marnie? How was she? - She fell down the stairs. 417 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,640 Marnie did? Oh no. 418 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,640 What? No. I wish. My friend. That's how she died. 419 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:03,080 - Oh. Oh, that's awful. - Yeah. 420 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:06,200 - Even if you weren't close, that's rough. - Who said we weren't close? 421 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:09,640 We were very close. Once. 422 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:43,640 Hello? 423 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,440 Hello? 424 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,000 Can I tell you a secret? 425 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:34,200 Oh my God. I remember when this was taken. 426 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,200 It was sports day, wasn't it? 427 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,440 - Well? - We haven't even looked yet. 428 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,320 We'll let you know when we've decided. 429 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:44,080 I'll be right over there, on the edge of my seat. 430 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,760 No, wait. We should order drinks, at least. 431 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:47,680 Oh Christ. 432 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:50,960 I'm doing this "one year, no beer" thing. It's so boring. 433 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,920 You're not drinking? For a year? 434 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,760 I'm not drinking beer. I'll have wine or whatever. 435 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,680 - A bottle of this one. - Fine. 436 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,240 Aren't Donegal people supposed to be friendly? Is that not their thing? 437 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,840 Have you seen this? 438 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,400 Oh God. 439 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,880 - Maybe we could put it in the coffin. - That's a lovely idea. 440 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,320 - Is it? - To let her know we're thinking about her. 441 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:17,400 She's dead. I mean, let's be honest. 442 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,160 The Greta we knew died back then. All these girls did. 443 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:23,680 - What are you on about? - Those 20 years, they happened. 444 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,880 And they changed us. 445 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,080 Close enough. 446 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,920 Who would like to try? 447 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:33,720 That'll be grand. 448 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:34,880 But this Greta? 449 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:41,000 She became a whole different person. A person we know fuck all about. 450 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,360 Saoirse, are you all right? 451 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:47,760 Mm. Who falls down a flight of stairs to their death? Who does that? 452 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,760 - What do you mean? - It just seems so fucking avoidable. 453 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:54,280 - Well, there's no good way to die at 38. - I feel like there's bad ways, though. 454 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:56,720 And falling down the stairs might be in the top three. 455 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,040 - Well, it's not in my top three. - Right. 456 00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:01,640 - Don't even think it's in my top ten. - Good to know. 457 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:02,680 What are you saying? 458 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,480 I just keep thinking about the paths we take 459 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,400 and the shifts in our direction of travel. 460 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,560 'Cause those shifts, they happen so subtly, gradually. 461 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:09,760 What percentage is that? 462 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,480 What if what happened hadn't happened and we hadn't fallen out? 463 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:16,000 If we were still friends, would that have influenced her life, her choice? 464 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:19,240 Would it have changed her direction of travel ever so slightly so she... 465 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:20,360 - Didn't die? - Yes. 466 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,840 No. That's not how it works. 467 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,160 Exactly. 468 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,320 We have no control over God's plans. 469 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,400 Well, I wouldn't go that far, Sister Mary Clarence. 470 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:32,640 Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe it wouldn't have made a difference. 471 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:34,800 And maybe putting a photo 472 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,920 in her dead hands will make us feel better. 473 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,160 - It was just an idea. - I need a smoke. 474 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,280 Hey. 475 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,920 Ah. So you were a mechanic earlier, and now you're a cop? 476 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,280 When do you do the rest of the Village People? 477 00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:01,200 It's the family business, the garage. My uncle owns it. 478 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,240 He doesn't keep well, so I help him out a bit. 479 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,000 - It's why I moved here, actually. - Suits you. 480 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,040 It's... It's all sorted. 481 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,600 Oh, thank... you. Thank you. 482 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,720 How was the wake? 483 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,760 We are gonna go first thing instead. 484 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,200 Right. I should probably head meself at some point. 485 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,520 When you said your boss was Greta's husband, 486 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,960 I take it that means he's a guard rather than a mechanic? 487 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,080 - You never met him? - No. Uh... 488 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,360 Greta and us, we were sort of, um... 489 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:31,840 - We were... estranged. - I see. 490 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:33,480 What's he like? 491 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:37,240 Owen, he seems well-liked. He's quiet, private. 492 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,600 Did you know Greta? 493 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,600 Yeah, I met her once. 494 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:50,640 You're not too bothered by the aul awkward silences, are you? 495 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,760 Is that one of your interrogation techniques? 496 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,360 Not much call for interrogation, and I don't think it's awkward. 497 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,440 - It is. - Really? 498 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,000 - Absolutely. - Shall I say something? 499 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,320 - Please. - Why aren't you wearing your ring? 500 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,840 Oh shit! 501 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,000 I am forever doing that. 502 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:10,960 The... I... I... I'm not really a big jewelry person. 503 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,520 It takes a bit of getting used to. 504 00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:20,040 - I should go. - Yep. 505 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,760 "I'm not a jewelry person." 506 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,920 Baby, you're all that I want... 507 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:32,760 Hey. 508 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,760 I'm finding it hard to believe 509 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,840 We're in heaven 510 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:41,600 Mm-hmm? 511 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,840 - What's this? - The bill. 512 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,120 Wow. 513 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:57,720 - You're not letting us off the hook, then? - Your accent's not that sexy. 514 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,320 We're in heaven 515 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,160 I had that top. 516 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,480 And those jeans. And that bandana. 517 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,400 I still wear that hoodie. I have it with me. 518 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,000 We could be right back there. 519 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,440 I think about that party sometimes. 520 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,680 There was a party that night. 521 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,000 You remember those, uh, '70s nights at the Limelight? 522 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,880 - I try not to. - Oh, one time, me, her, and Greta... 523 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,040 - I don't know where you were. - Choir practice. 524 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:40,920 - Maybe. - I was always at practice. 525 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:45,120 We go to the '70s disco anyway, and I'm wearing these tight purple flares 526 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,560 with massive turnups. 527 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:47,600 - Remember this? - Yep. 528 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,720 - And David Ryan was there, who obviously... - Biggest ride in Belfast. 529 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,400 Not anymore. God bless him. 530 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,400 So, I'm on the dance floor, smoking a cigarette. 531 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,600 Inside. Good times. 532 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,360 And I see David looking over at me. 533 00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:01,360 By this stage, I've had a couple of Bacardi Breezers, so I am feeling fly. 534 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,560 And I flick my cigarette away, all dramatic, 535 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,520 walk straight up to him and say, "All right, David?" 536 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,680 And he goes, "You're smoking." So I'm like, "Thanks very much." 537 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,040 And he goes, "No, you're smoking. Like, there's smoke coming off you." 538 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:16,200 And I looked down, and, sure enough, my leg was on fire. 539 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,760 What? 540 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:20,360 I'd flicked the cigarette into the turnup of my flares. 541 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:21,760 Jesus, Robyn. 542 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:25,760 ...on her hands and knees, you know. Sort of at my leg, trying to put it out. 543 00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,120 - Christ, but we were eejits. - Yeah. 544 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,200 Shit. 545 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,280 Where's that wee bitch? I'll just go over. 546 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:40,960 Excuse me. 547 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,360 I can't believe I've never heard that before. 548 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,920 She's definitely told it before. More than once. 549 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,520 I mean, it's not what happened. 550 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:51,760 I did the thing with the cigarette. I almost set fire to a pair of jeans. 551 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,640 Robyn was there. David Ryan wasn't. 552 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,400 And it wasn't a '70s disco. A different night. Different story. 553 00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:00,120 She's, uh... she's got mixed up somewhere down the line. 554 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,040 - You haven't said anything? - Oh, it's funnier the way she tells it. 555 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,920 Isn't it fucking mad, the way we edit our memories like that? 556 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,960 I mean, we don't even know we're doing it, 557 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,680 but we're building these versions of events 558 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,520 that suit us, that don't challenge who we think we are. 559 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,000 Well, that's all a bit over my head. 560 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,880 - I don't think that's true. - Saoirse. 561 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,600 - It happened. - It's not the time. 562 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,040 It did happen. 563 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:24,240 And it's the real reason we're here. 564 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:28,000 When I got that email, my first thought was, 565 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,320 "After all these years, she's still talking about us." 566 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,080 And I was worried, Dara. 567 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,560 I was worried about what she might have said. 568 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,800 You are too. So's Robyn. 569 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,200 No, we haven't come to pay our respects. 570 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,840 We've come to make sure she didn't tell anyone. 571 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,440 So we can all keep pretending. 572 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,880 But it did happen. 573 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,080 Yo. Right. 574 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,680 This is the last. 575 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,200 We gotta go to a wake, first thing. 576 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:58,360 We cannot, under any circumstances, get hammered the night. 577 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:09,080 - Oh! - Ha ha ha! 578 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:10,520 Pump it 579 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:15,040 Ha ha ha! 580 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:16,920 - And pump it - Louder! 581 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,520 - Pump it - Louder! 582 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,000 - Pump it - Louder! 583 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,600 - Pump it - Louder! 584 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,320 Turn up the radio 585 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,640 Blast your stereo right 586 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:27,920 Ha ha ha 587 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,760 - Niggas gonna hate on us - Who? 588 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,320 - Niggas be envious - Who? 589 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,880 And I know why they hating on us 590 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,520 - 'Cause that's so fabulous - What? 591 00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:35,880 - I'mma be real on us - Who? 592 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,480 - Nobody got nothin' on us - No 593 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:41,040 Girls be all on us From London back down to the US 594 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,360 We rockin' this, contagious 595 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:04,240 Only time won’t take you anywhere 596 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:12,000 It just goes through you like a ghost 597 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:20,480 And only half of this is everything 598 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:24,280 Everything you are 599 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,560 And all you love the most 600 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:36,360 So even if I showed you everything 601 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:43,920 Every fear and every scar 602 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:52,000 Maybe try to outrun all of them 603 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,960 We're still out here on foot 604 00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:00,360 So we won't get far 605 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,880 And I 606 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,280 - Fuck me. - My skin hurts. 607 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:06,760 This is bad. This is bad. 608 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:09,320 My eyes feel dry. I have dry eyes. Is that normal? 609 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,520 - I can't do this. - We have to. 610 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:11,600 It can't be good. 611 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,680 I mean, did I drive here? Because I can't remember. 612 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,600 Let's just focus, one thing at a time. One thing at a time. 613 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,120 The size of this place. 614 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:20,640 - How much do guards earn these days? - What? 615 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,480 The husband of the dead one. Of our dead friend. Of the dead friend. 616 00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,240 - Uh, Greta? - He's a guard, yeah. 617 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,320 - Who told you that? - The man from the Village People. 618 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,920 Oh, Jesus Christ, I'm gonna be sick. 619 00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,600 No, it's grand. It's grand. I'm grand. I'm fine. 620 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,800 Oh God. 621 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,800 Is anybody coming? 622 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,120 How would I know? 623 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,920 It's open. 624 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:03,400 Hello? 625 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:10,160 Wow, this place is really... 626 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,480 Creepy. 627 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,320 Hello? 628 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,000 Is anyone home? 629 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,440 Hello? 630 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,760 Excuse me? 631 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,800 What's going on? Where is everyone? 632 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:38,080 I don't know. 633 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,960 - What shall we do? - Well, don't look at me. 634 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,120 Shush. 635 00:33:56,840 --> 00:34:00,000 - We could come back. - Pfft. I'm not coming back. 636 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,760 This place is freaking me the fuck out. 637 00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:05,080 I'm very sorry to hear that, Robyn. 638 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:08,600 Jesus. 639 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:09,760 Mrs. Heaney? 640 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,760 Long time, girls. 641 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:17,920 Shh. 642 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,240 Well, you three haven't changed a bit, have they, ma'am? 643 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,840 - That's a good thing, is it? - Mm. 644 00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,520 Change is essential. 645 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,480 That's very true, Mrs. Margo. Mrs. Ma'am. Mrs. Heaney. 646 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:28,760 Always getting your mother into trouble, this lot. 647 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:31,080 Yeah, and you were always grassing her up. 648 00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:32,920 Sure, what are wee brothers for? 649 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,280 We're just so very, very sorry. 650 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:36,560 This is awful. 651 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,080 Thank you. 652 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,280 You were close, then? You and my wife? 653 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:45,320 When we were younger, yes. We lost touch when we left school. 654 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,280 I think Greta simply outgrew them. 655 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:48,240 Okey dokey. 656 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:52,600 I don't remember her ever... mentioning you. 657 00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:53,680 Oh. 658 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:58,720 Well, it was just... Well, it was Gaye that reached out to us. 659 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:00,840 Gaye? 660 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,080 Your sister. 661 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,480 My sister reached out to you? 662 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:11,840 Mm-hmm. Yeah, she, um... she emailed us. 663 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,960 I see. 664 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:22,360 So, we thought we'd come and... pay our respects. 665 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,480 And say how incredibly sorry... 666 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:35,880 "Bon voyage." 667 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,160 What a lovely sentiment. 668 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:46,920 I didn't read it. 669 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,800 We had to have a closed casket. 670 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,400 I'm not sure if you heard what happened, but, um... 671 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:59,360 Uh, how did it happen? That's what I don't understand. 672 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,200 Well, she'd been sleepwalking. 673 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,480 At least, that seems the most likely explanation. 674 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:08,520 You remember how bad she was, I'm sure. 675 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,600 Anyway, I'll leave you to it. 676 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,280 - Are you both okay? - No. 677 00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:27,640 - Obviously not. - Right. 678 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:29,600 I forgot how intense her mum was. 679 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,680 Her brother's not exactly a walk in the park either. 680 00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,040 Why is there nobody else here? 681 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,200 You never get a crowd for a closed casket. 682 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,840 This is all very weird. This feels weird. Is it weird? 683 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,760 I mean, I can't tell what's weird and what's hangover. 684 00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:43,240 I don't understand. We were fine when we woke up. 685 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,480 - We were still drunk. - We were still drunk. 686 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,360 Mm. 687 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,200 What do we do now? 688 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,520 - Should we say a wee prayer? - Wise up! 689 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,480 Can I get you a cup of tea? 690 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,040 Sure. I'll do it. 691 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,040 - Oh Jesus. - What? 692 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:07,160 - I am gonna throw up this time. - Don't do it in here. 693 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,080 I'm sorry. Excuse me. 694 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:14,160 It was wrong. What Daddy said. 695 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:15,560 Sorry? 696 00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:17,840 She did talk about you. 697 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:22,560 At least to me, she did. She talked about you all the time. 698 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,560 The four of you, that friendship. 699 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,920 She said it was the best time of her life. 700 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,520 Oh, it's fine. I'm grand. 701 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:24,280 I'm grand. 702 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,160 Oh Christ. 703 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,280 Can I tell you a secret? 704 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:36,840 Mm. A secret? 705 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,240 My father doesn't have a sister. 706 00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,920 What? 707 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,920 I don't have an Aunt Gaye. 708 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:06,360 Christ. 709 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:10,160 Shitballs. 710 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:11,880 Oh shit! Fuck. 711 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:13,400 Fuck! 712 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,520 Separate but inseparable, just like us. 713 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:23,080 Fuck. 714 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,280 Saoirse? 715 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,560 - What the hell are you doing? - Let's get you out of here. 716 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:31,240 - But, Granny... - Come on, now. 717 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,600 I'm so sorry. I was just trying to put a photograph in the... 718 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:35,920 Help me with this. 719 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,000 I just... I just prized it open just a little bit. 720 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,240 Just a... just a crack. 721 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:41,880 Just enough so I could... 722 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,120 A photograph? 723 00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:45,960 We should leave. 724 00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,240 No. 725 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,640 Wait. Wait! 726 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,600 - What's going on? - I don't know. 727 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:57,760 It was just a mistake. 728 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,360 It's fine. 729 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:03,800 You don't have to leave. 730 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,160 Ah, thanks, but it's a long drive, so... 731 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:08,040 And I... I have a cat. 732 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,280 You haven't even had your tea yet. 733 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,040 I made a lemon drizzle cake. 734 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,680 Well, we don't like lemon drizzle cake, so... 735 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:16,720 Stay. 736 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,200 Please. 737 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,680 We won't take no for an answer. 738 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:22,760 Uh, sorry. 739 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,520 Everybody 740 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,600 Move your feet and feel united... 741 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,240 It's open. It's open. Go, go, go! 742 00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:34,720 Oh my God! 743 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,760 Move your feet and feel united... 744 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:39,800 Oh, Christ. 745 00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:43,120 Fuck, Saoirse. 746 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,680 Just go! Just go! Just start the car! 747 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,840 Jesus Christ! 748 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:49,880 What have we done? What's going on? 749 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:53,000 Just drive! Go, go, go, go! 750 00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:55,360 Oh, this is mental. You don't even have a cat. 751 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,280 That's true. 752 00:40:56,360 --> 00:41:01,360 Well, you like lemon drizzle cake. I have seen you eating lemon drizzle cake. 753 00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,120 Well, it's not my favorite. 754 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,760 If I had to pick a favorite, it would be red velvet. 755 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,280 Seriously? Red velvet? That's fucking disgusting. 756 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:09,600 Don't stop the beat 757 00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:11,680 Can't stop, can't stop the beat 758 00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:33,880 Fucking hell. Why is he following us? 759 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,280 - It's not her. - What? 760 00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:42,080 - In the coffin. It's not Greta. - What do you mean, it's not? 761 00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:45,240 What do you mean, "what do I mean"? It's not her! 762 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,120 - Then who is it? - I don't know. 763 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,640 - Where did you learn to drive like this? - School run. 764 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:57,080 The woman who sent us the email. She doesn't exist. 765 00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,960 - What? - That's what the girl said. 766 00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,320 Fucking hell! 767 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:13,440 I still dream about that night sometimes. 768 00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:16,360 I still dream about them. 769 00:42:18,240 --> 00:42:19,720 Because they were there. 770 00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,760 We did everything together back then. 771 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:26,040 The four of us. 772 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,120 Separate 773 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,560 but inseparable. 774 00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,880 Separate but inseparable.